|This article is about the song. You may be looking for Mrs. Hammer.|
|Artist||Mitch Knowles (writer)|
|Runtime|| 0:36 (lyrics)|
|Played in||"The Boy with His Head in the Clouds"|
The song is a parody of "Theme from Shaft" which was written and recorded by Isaac Hayes.
Who's the moose that's on the loose? Hammer. Hammer... Five feet tall from horns to caboose... Hammer. Hammer... He's tough as nails... Never fails... He's real bad, he's never sad. Hammer... Don't mess with him!