Leftovers Goulash

Leftovers Goulash
David Read tries to make dishes.
Artist	Arthur Read, David Read, and D.W. Read
Runtime	2:08 (extended version) 1:57 (episode version)
Played in	"Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Festival" Arthur and Friends: The First Almost Real Not Live CD (or Tape)
Audio
File:LeftoversGoulashSong.ogg

Leftovers Goulash is a song performed by Arthur, D.W. and David in the episode Arthur's Almost Live Not Real Music Festival, where the three talk about the dishes cooked by David Read. The song appears on the Arthur and Friends: The First Almost Real Not Live CD (or Tape) as track 18. Unlike most of the songs in the album, the song is set to the tune of several classical and operatic pieces, such as Jacques Offenbach's Cancan, and La Toreador from George Bizet's Carmen.

Lyrics

Note: The lines in green represent the tracks only seen in the Arthur and Friends: The First Almost Real Not Live CD (or Tape).

Dad: Arthur! D.W.! Dinner! Arthur: My dad's a chef You think that's great? Just try to guess What's on your plate He mixes things And then he bakes Why can't he stick To chocolate cakes? I want some ice cream Chocolate would be good Ice cream that tastes... Just like it should! Not broccoli Turkey or a lima bean It's got to taste like ice cream! Dad: You have to try My latest treat A jellied fish Inside a beet (Arthur, D.W.: Yuck!) Why should we eat The same old meals? Wait 'til you taste My garlic eels There are so many things to make A custard soup, a liver cake A curry pie, with prunes and squash How 'bout Leftovers Goulash? (Hey!) D.W.: Nothing brown And nothing soupy Nothing slippery And nothing gloopy Nothing mashed And nothing steamed And nothing runny with eyes or feet That smells or wiggles when you touch it                   or with crusts and nothing creamed!

This smells like fish! I can't stand fish! I can't believe this cookie Smells like fish! (Arthur: Ice cream!) It tastes like fish! (Arthur: Ice cream!) Like chocolate fish! (Arthur: Ice cream!) Why would anybody eat a cookie fish? Dad: There are so many things to make (D.W.: It tastes like fish! Arthur: I want some ice cream!) A custard soup, a liver cake (D.W.: I can't stand fish! Arthur: I want some ice cream!) A curry pie, with prunes and squash (D.W.: I can't believe this cookie smells! Arthur: Not broccoli, not turkey!) How 'bout Leftovers Goulash?                                  (Arthur: It's got to taste like ice cream! Hey!) (Arthur and D.W.: Hey!) Dad: Take a pot And add a lot Of codfish mash And kidney hash! Let's add some snails And catfish tails, Some brains and feet Can't wait to eat! A sloppy scoop Of runny gloop A squid on toast A rhubarb roast Some tofu stew With extra goo Leftover squash It's called goulash! (Hey!) (Arthur and D.W.: We're not hungry anymore! Hey!)

Trivia

• This song contains part of several episodes of the series Arthur. They are:
  • D.W.'s Imaginary Friend
  • D.W. Gets Lost
  • Arthur Makes a Movie
  • Buster's Dino Dilemma
  • Arthur Accused!
  • Arthur's Cousin Catastrophe
  • Arthur's Family Vacation
  • The Half-Baked Sale
  • D.W.'s Snow Mystery
  • Arthur's Lucky Pencil
  • D.W., the Picky Eater
  • Arthur's Baby
  • Arthur's Faraway Friend
  • D.W. Blows the Whistle
  • Arthur and the Crunch Cereal Contest
  • How the Cookie Crumbles
  • Dad's Dessert Dilemma
  • Poor Muffy
  • Buster Baxter, Cat Saver
  • So Long, Spanky
  • D.W. Thinks Big
  • My Dad, the Garbage Man
  • Buster's Back
  • Arthur Cleans Up
  • D.W.'s Perfect Wish
  • The Big Blow-Up
  • Arthur's Mystery Envelope
  • Meet Binky
  • D.W.'s Deer Friend
  • Arthur's Substitute Teacher Trouble
  • Attack of the Turbo Tibbles
  • Arthur's Spelling Trubble
  • Arthur's Chicken Pox
  • This is the first reference to George Bizet’s opera Carmen it is referenced again in the season nine episode Lights, Camera... Opera!.