George plans on doing a report on Buster. While waiting for Buster to get back to his house, his mother gives George a CD with pictures of him on it. Buster thinks that George will write an embarrassing report on him, but it is the contrary.
After watching a reality show about crazy weddings, D.W. wants to have her own dream wedding with unicorns. She gets help from Emily, who helps her plan the wedding at the Crosswire Estate. She is confused when she finds out that she needs somebody to marry.
The Brain starts to give people nicknames, but becomes frustrated when he is always being asked to give one to someone. When Binky started making fun of Arthur, the Brain gave him the nickname "Stinky Binky," which caused a chain reaction of other mean names. He resolves this by giving everyone soccer nicknames.
The kids abandon the playground to look at Muffy's mySmartPhoney. The Tough Customers get angry because there is nobody to pick on. Binky persuades Muffy to get everybody to use the playground again by turning it into a theme park.
After Francine and Alberto get their soccer balls mixed up at the park, his "El Boomerang" ball travels around Elwood City, and eventually the world. Meanwhile, George is setting up a domino line, and is frustrated when Francine accidentally sets it off...twice.
Muffy becomes addicted to blogging after chronicling her holiday to Costa Rica on her blog. However, after Francine suggests she should spend less time gossiping about everybody, they begin feuding online.
Muffy tries to come up with fashion trends after watching fashion icon Capri de Vapida on TV, but her ankle purses, edible scarves, and fluffy armings don't catch on. Instead, Sue Ellen's old hat grabs the attention of everybody.
While at a barber shop, D.W. gets her hair cut too short and the Tibble Twins begin teasing her about it, calling her "Dennis", so she asks for advice on comebacks from Grandma Thora and Mrs. MacGrady.
Chiekh, the Brain's cousin from Senegal, moves to Elwood City. After being embarrassed that she doesn't know anything about Africa, D.W. is helped by the Brain to remember all the countries in there and something about them by making them into a song.
After seeing footage of the Moon Landing, Buster decides to build a model rocket ship, and recruits Arthur, George, Carl, Francine and Muffy to help him. However, chaos ensues until he receives advice from guest star Mike Fincke.
Deciding he performed disappointingly in a running race, George decides to walk from Crown City to Elwood City to raise money for autism research. Meanwhile, Arthur's pen pal, Adil, finds Alberto's "El Boomerang" soccer ball, which, after traveling around the world and into space, is returned to him on his birthday.