The Altos is a show that airs on Channel 2.

Episode N/A Take 48, Scene 3

  • Ugh! This is terrible Apple Betty! It's (bleep)! My mother, now, there was a woman who could make (bleep) an amazing Apple Betty. When she made it, the whole (bleep) neighborhood stood outside our house. (bleep) saint (bleep) that woman was. If it's okay with you, T, I'd like to give that pastry chef a taste of his own cannoli.
  • Hey, none of you... (two bleeps) so much as (bleep) unless I (bleep) say so! Capisce?




  • It is a parody of HBO's The Sopranos, that focuses on the family life of a gangster. The difference is that The Sopranos doesn't use a bleep, while The Altos does.


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