The Long-Lost Green-Tailed Grebe
Fern in costume
Artist Fern (performer)
Runtime Unknown
Played in "Elwood City Turns 100!"
The Long-Lost Green-Tailed Grebe is a solo song about the Green-Tailed Grebe, performed by Fern in "Elwood City Turns 100!".


Taste the salty tears we "weeb"
For the long-lost green-tailed grebe
Our sorrows run so very "deeb"
For the long-lost green-tailed grebe.

While lumberjacks were tickled pink
The green-tailed grebe, she went extinct.